Inspired by this fantastically odd creation we found on the internet:
We decided to do some tattoo/face swaps of our own.
That look in her eyes says she’s just biding her time until her teeth come in…
Percy does not look particularly happy.
This is the guy it’s supposed to be a portrait of:
We happen to actually know these chaps. The bloke with the tat lost a bet to the grinning chap pictured above, but neither of them remember what it was actually about.
You know how rats can gnaw through basically anything? Well, we’re just saying…
Her cold, unblinking eyes. Her idiosyncratic head shape.
The much-less-creepy original photo which inspired this piece:
It knows that it’s a freakish atrocity against nature.
A terrifying, soulless, shiny plastic monster.
Whatever it is, it’s watching you.