Reddit user OB1FBM went to a Magic: the Gathering tournament last weekend.
Magic: the Gathering, in case you didn’t know, is a special trading card game for nerds. OB1FBM decided to make it more entertaining by taking pictures of himself next to the most epically exposed buttock cleavage.
He’s so serious about arse cracks.
There’s a real sense of reverence.
Is he… Is he praying?
Now this is what we call a bum crack!
That’s definitely a tear in his eye. We’re not sure we know what’s going on anymore.
The PonoPlayer will hold “about 100-500” albums of “high-resolution digital-music”, which you’ll be able to purchase from the PonoMusic store. It will sound better because of technical reasons that they haven’t announced yet.
Probably compression, or bits, or something
Can you imagine? Your own personal time machine, to take you back to the place and time of the original musical event, and let you feel music in ways you’ve only felt seeing it live? We here at Pono are listening to it now and assure you, IT’S AMAZING!!!!
That’s a real thing a human being wrote. We just don’t know why ‘your own personal time machine’ has to be so… pointy. It must be something to do with warmth, or fidelity.
Young claims he’d been working on a similar project with Steve Jobs prior to the Apple founder’s death, but obviously didn’t get any design tips.
In the meantime…
Teeheehee “Truman Hardon”.
And no, we definitely don’t think that they should all form an unfortunately-named band together.