It’s sometimes hard to tell the difference…
The book is available on Amazon, but we don’t recommend purchasing it if you enjoy being relatively happy
This page cut particularly deep…
…And this one
Oh god, what are we doing with our lives!?
Hey vinyl buffs, you ever thought about cleaning your records with wood glue? No, of course you f*cking haven’t. That would be completely insane, right?
Well actually, no. This is a method which gives your vinyl a REALLY deep clean - but you’ll need to have a bit of patience.
First take your record album and squeeze on the wood glue
Then smooth it out with a bit of cardboard, then leave to set overnight…
You’ll then have a crispy negative image of the record, with all the dirt stuck to it, which you can PEEL OFF with a satisfying flourish
There is a bit of science involved. The records are made of PVC (polyvinyl chloride) and the glue is made of PVA (polyvinyl acetate) and helpfully they don’t interact or react with each other. So when the glue sets, it remains an entity on its own.
Watch the video here
Of course using this method there’s a greater chance of tunes really getting STUCK in your head. Pfft.
Happy Commonwealth Games everyone!
Here’s the full list of participating countries that criminalise homosexuality…
The 2 countries where it is punishable by death:
2. Northern Nigeria
The 22 countries where it is punishable by imprisonment:
5. Southern Nigeria
7. Sierra Leone
15. Antigua and Barbuda
20. Saint Kitts and Nevis
21. Saint Lucia
22. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
The 18 countries where the law isn’t enforced:
7. Sri Lanka
8. Cook Islands
11. Papua New Guinea
13. Solomon Islands
18. Trinidad and Tobago
And here’s a bonus photo of the Queen opening an event that sort of celebrates the fact the British Empire used to be a thing:
We’re kind of embarrassed that the Queen is still a thing, if we’re completely honest.
Spotted and snapped by merry tweeter @AlistairJ90, we’re guessing the cake was on it’s way to a deeply ironic party.
Here’s a close-up
It’s a bit tricky, but can be made out under the layers of clingfilm
"Thanks. You can piss off now, yeah?"