The six hidden penises on the London Tube Map
Inspired by the ‘hidden animals of the Underground’ that some creative type drew over the Tube lines, we tried to find our own images in London Transport’s classic map.
London is a veritable fountain of spouting cocks!
1. St John’s Wood
2. The Mile End Bell-end
3. The Balham shaft
4. The Tooting horn
Here they all are together
What a majestic sight.
5. Here are some boobs and a willy
Notting Hill Gate and Tottenham Court Road shall forevermore be known as ‘London’s nipples’.
6. We also found the word “willy” – this can’t be an accident
BONUS! There’s also a “fuck Boris”. Yay!
This is definitely a subliminal message by London Transport’s disgruntled staff.
Have you noticed any of these Londong schlongs yourself? Let us know!
15 Oct 2013