People swearing in response to the news Peter Capaldi is the 12th Doctor
Peter Capaldi will play the lead role on Doctor Who. Peter Capaldi previously played Malcolm Tucker. The news was thus greeted by Twitter with an outpouring of swears.
Peter fucking Capaldi as the new fucking Doctor fucking Who. Fuckety fuck fuck. #DoctorWho
— Dave Nattriss (@natts) August 4, 2013
I really hope the change the title to Doctor Who The Fuck? #DoctorWho
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) August 4, 2013
FUCKING CUNTING YES!
— Naomi Mc (@NaomiMc) August 4, 2013
Timey wimey fuckety bye
— Joe Saunders (@JoeTheDough) August 4, 2013
Meg and I both agree if Doctor Who isn’t calling someone a “cunt-fucking piece of your mother’s twat” this isn’t a good choice
— Studs Twerkel (@Fantasmagorie_) August 4, 2013
“He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo” – The Doctor, 2014.
— Dan Stapleton (@danstapleton89) August 4, 2013
“Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock.” – The Doctor
— Daniel Switzer (@daniel_switzer) August 4, 2013
Surprised no-one’s pointed out that Peter Capaldi swears a lot in one of his other acting roles. #drwho
— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) August 4, 2013
4 Aug 2013