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Do you need entertainment? Then here’s all the UsVsTh3m toys and games in one post. Weekend solved.

We’ve made loads of toys and games, so a big list of them should keep you busy for quite some time.

Prefer something to read? Here’s our list of best UsVsTh3m listicles - yes, a list of lists.

Newest

Find Your Kitten Lookalike - Six questions, and we’ll find your cute, feline double.

1000 Seconds - It’s a simple game. Just hold the button down.

Giftris - Design your own custom version of Tetris using animated GIFs!

What’s The Theme Tune Of Your Life? - It’s the song that was #1 on your 14th birthday.

How Fast Is Your Brain? - Can you answer the comprehension questions correctly as you’re forced to read faster & faster?

Brian’s Brain presents WROD - Are these words spelled correctly? The pressure is on!

Make Your Own 2048 - Everyone’s playing the tile-merging puzzler and now you can easily make a version with your own jokes and pictures!

"How Well Do You Know Me?" - Make a custom quiz about the most important topic of all, you!

2048: Doctor Who Edition - The super-addictive game taking the internet by storm, with added Doctors.

Amateur Hacker Simulator - How many nerdy easter eggs can you find?

New £1 Coin Designer - Upload a picture of your face. We’ll put you on the new £1!

How Big & Clever Are You - Type as many swear words as you can in 60 seconds.

The Hivemind Experiment - Find out if you’re an independent thinker or in-tune with the hive mind.

The Toilet Etiquette Quiz - Are you a quitter at the shitter or a king of the throne?

The Realistic GCHQ Simulator - Experience the thrill of spying on everyone!

Which City Should You Live In? - Our test will match you with your spiritual home.

Epic Manliness Test - Will you FIGHT a BEAR with your TEETH or HIDE behind POETRY about FLOWERS?

Flappy Pickles - Eric Pickles. Floods. Flappy Bird. SATIRE!

How Facebook-Obsessed Are You? - Find out now!

Which 8-bit Computer Are You? - Spectrum, C64, BBC or Amstrad?

The Internet Proficiency Test - Should you even be allowed a WiFi connection?

Which Obscure Member Of A Britpop Band Are You? - Our scientific quiz will reveal all.

Guess the Single From the Cover - How good is your artwork-spotting knowledge?

Play your Carbs Right - We show you some common foods. Are the carbs higher or lower?

Play your House Prices Right - Work out, is the price higher or lower?

Who Is Your Inner Rock God? - Sex, drugs, or just rock ‘n’ lols? Match with a music legend.

The Parental Advisory Movie Quiz - Can you identify the film from the Parental Advice warnings given by the IMDb?

The Movie Code Quiz - Fancy programming from a movie, but what does it really do?

How long would you survive after the Apocalypse? - The world just ended. Good luck!

What’s Your Mental Age? - Are you young at heart or wise beyond your years?

The Tube Proficiency Test - Are you skilled enough to ride the Underground?

Does Fox News hate you? - A US update of one of our more popular things.

The British Accent Quiz - Can you tell where these people are from just by their accent?

Life Battery - If you were a laptop, what your battery indicator look like?

Donald Trump Proportionate Price Calculator - Find out how cheap your last major purchase would have felt to the preposterously-coiffured tycoon.

Granagotchi - Help Gran to survive the winter!

Can You Control Your Inner Pedant? - We show you some sentences. All you have to do is agree there’s nothing wrong with them.

Are You On Santa’s Naughty List? - Work out whether you’re getting coal for Christmas.

Amazon Drone Vs The Taxman - Fly the drone and avoid tax!

Where the Hell is Hull? - Locate the City of Culture 2017, before you can mock it.

Boris Johnson’s Bike Safety Test - Do you have a tiny Boris Johnson living inside your brain right now?

Realistic Google+ Simulator - enjoy your time in the wilderness!

McBusted or McOther - Busted and McFly just merged into one mega-band - but can you tell them apart?

Wronga.com - drag the sliders for an instant quote.

Neverending Tory - hard-hitting political satire indeed.

Richard Dawkins Honey Defender - save the honey or the terrorists win!

Realistic Movember Simulator - prepare for your itchy, itchy month with our new simulator.

Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Listening Party - an endurance tribute. Listening to anything less than all of it is disrespectful.

Daily Mail or Stormfront - Some upvoted Mail Online comments, some neo-Nazi comments. Play spot the difference.

George Osborne’s Austerity Ninja - Grab cash, slash public services - but not your friends!

Aliens, Predator or Robocop? - Can you tell, from the cheesy dialogue? (Play it with sound on)

Spot the 90s Smash Hit - A playlist loaded with quality, but how many can you identify in 60 seconds?

Quizzes

Sainsbury’s Basics Product Blurb Quiz - Match the Sainsbury’s Basics product to its gently passive-aggressive description.

Pollocks or Bollocks - Are these squiggles the work of Abstract Expressionist genius Jackson Pollock, or the worthless daubings of other, random people?

Am I Hoth or Not? - This quiz only exists because of a bad pun that made us giggle. Enjoy.

Diet Tip or Total Bollocks? - Which is a bonafide weight loss tip, and which is the delicious lie?

Retro Tape Quiz - to celebrate the 50th birthday of the cassette tape, here’s a quiz about whether you can identify the brands.

Stock Photography Keyword Challenge - can you guess what keywords produced these ridiculous stock images?

Name Those Sega Pixels - iconic people rendered in 1990s 16 bit pixels. Can you identify them?

Are You A GIF Prediction Genius? - can you guess what happens next in these classic gifs?

Guess the City - can you work out which city it is, from looking at the population map?

The Google Autocomplete Quiz - because Google says rude things that amuse us.

Cat Reading Quiz - Can you tell what these cats are trying to say, from their body language?

Whose Stunt Double Am I? - worth it for the Status Quo image alone.

Guess the Clickbait - Can you guess the all-important words left out of these teasing news tweets?

How Much is the Price of Milk - Have you totally lost touch with the cost of everyday life?

Is This Art Priceless Or Worthless? - Can you tell a priceless masterpiece from a load of old tat?

The YouTube Top Comment Quiz - YouTube gets a lot of hate for the awful comments. We’ve picked best & them turned into a quiz.

Sex Toy or Beauty Product? - Are these peculiar products for your face or for… another place?

Best

The North-o-Meter - rate your position in England with our almost uncannily-accurate test.

How Much Does the Daily Mail Hate YOU? - Where do you fit in the Daily Mail’s world view?

Are You Down With the Kids? - We’ll rate you against everyone else your age.

Who Would Play You In A Movie? - Our test will match you with a Hollywood A-Lister.

How Leftie Are You? - The quiz where full marks gets you Karl Marx.

How Middle Class Are You? - Placing you on the spectrum of British class obsession.

You Can’t Do Simple Maths Under Pressure - our early big hit.

You Can’t Write Proper English Under Pressure - the wordy sequel to our early big hit.

Crapper Mapper - We show you 10 toilets from around the world. Where are they from?

Redesign iOS7 - because every other designer has had a go.

How Geeky Are You? - a nerd-slanted personality quiz.

Super Tory Boy - Crush workshy peasants, privatise services, rake in the donations, play Super Tory Boy.

Ed Balls Teaches Typing - very much a Twitter in-joke, but quite playable.

The One Second Stopwatch game - nostalgic for our Casio watch, we made a game.

"All Work and No Play" Typewritten Letter Generator - our tribute to the late, great Stanley Kubrick.

Guess the Autocomplete - can you out-think the Google hive mind?

Petrol Pump Game - try to hit £20 exactly in our wonderfully frustrating Petrol Pump Game

Sicktionary - Audio Quiz - play with your eyes shut and your fingers on the keyboard.

You Can’t Do Binary Under Pressure - we can’t, well most of our team can’t.

Don’t Shoot Your Friends - an evil Twitter game, with consequences!

Count the Kittens - quickly count the number of cats.

6 Lines of JavaScript That Write Doctor Who Plots Indistinguishable From the Current Series - yay, people like Sci-Fi.

Icefail - a parody of big media blockbuster CSS woo.

Rest

Tweetotal - Generate and decipher your own, garbled drunk-tweets without booze.

Donna Summer’s Disco Sausage Quiz - Face the Sausage’s quickfire questions about both disco and preserved meats.

British Gas Bill Simulator - BG is putting its prices up again. Find out how it’ll affect you with our unofficial online calculator.

Paris? Where the Hell is Paris? - Test your geography skills against the world. Can you pin down where the capital cities are?

Realistic Facebook Privacy Simulator - How long can you outwit Facebook’s crazy privacy controls?

Where’s Damascus? (Don’t Ask Us) - The US are probably about to bomb it. Do you know where it is?

Iain Duncan Smith’s Realistic Unemployment Simulator - Want a glimpse of the nation’s happy, workfare future?

London or Luxury? - Ten London houses. Ten ridiculous luxuries. Which costs more?

Owen Paterson’s Badger Penalty Shootout - Poor Owen Paterson can’t get anything done because badgers keep moving the goalposts.

Daily Mail Lorem Ipsum Generator - Why use plain old dummy text, when you can have our specially-brewed, premium-filtered bile?

You Can’t Javascript Under Pressure - How fast can you write javascript? Can you write javascript at all?

Jaws: The Text Adventure - C’mon! You get to play the SHARK! Who doesn’t want to be a shark?

Scot or Not? - Can you tell if these beautiful StreetView locations are… Scot or not?

The One Word Wordsearch - Can you find a single word, hidden in a mass of nonsense?

You Can’t Do 80s Pop Trivia Under Pressure - Band names, lyrics, massive synths: Would your pop trivia knowledge be acceptable in the 80s?

How Much Is That House? - Ten homes on Google StreetView. How much did they sell for?

Locate the London Location - We’ll drop you into 10 places in London using Google StreetView. All you have to do is answer: where am I?

The North of Watford quiz - Ten StreetView locations, north of Watford Gap. Which city are you looking at?

Daily Mail Spitfire Flypast - yay The Daily Mail, our favourite newspaper.

How Footie Mad Are You? - Bitey, squirrel-faced Luis Suarez is mad for football - but how mad are YOU?

You’re it! - an attempt to bring the playground game to the Twitter age.

In Which Order Would You Do Them? - genuinely revolting idea.

The Realistic Celebrity Twitter Account Simulator - Harry Styles Whac-A-Troll

The Infinite Ed Miliband Slash Fiction Generator - again a revolting idea.

The Homophobatron - based on the nasty things politicians say.

Realistic Newspaper Comment Simulator - because some of those comments are a bit dumb.

Guess the TV show from the international remake - How many overseas versions of TV shows can you recognise as we channel-hop through 30 seconds of YouTube footage?

Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? - Are you brainier than Stephen Fry, or dafter than Joey Essex?

Can you Spot the Northampton Clown? - Northampton is currently being haunted by a sinister clown - track him down.

You Can’t Do Geography Under Pressure - flags, countries, capitals, you know the score.

Dress the Royal Baby! - Yay Prince George! We’re such royalists.

A Game of Thronesbook - a Facebook-oriented toy.

Vine Paint - our first go at this. Not many people liked it but, hey, it got us started.


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