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AT LAST! The computer keyboard every Men’s Rights Activist has been waiting for

Insulting women, “manginas” and “white knights” will now be even easier than before!

Coming soon to all disreputable tech retailers…

Probably.

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China is building a bunch of artificial islands in the South China Sea*, and it might cause a diplomatic incident

* Allegedly building artificial islands, we should say

Pic: Philippines’ Department of Foreign Affairs

The Philippines government released this photograph, with the claim that China is constructing artificial islands to strengthen its claim to the Spratly Islands.

Ships have been spotted ferrying construction materials around - and in October a Filipino fishing contractor described seeing “this huge Chinese ship sucking sand and rocks from one end of the ocean and blasting it to the other using a tube.”

We hadn’t even heard of The Spratly Islands before now, so why should we care?

The whole South China Sea area is a bit of a territorial clusterfuck, and these tiny, sparsely-inhabited islands are smack-bang in the middle of it.

Pic: Business Week

And why are they worth fighting over?

Whoever controls the South China Sea holds massively strategically powerful shipping lanes.But that’s not all! It’s full of oil and gas - as much as 11 billion barrels of oil and 190 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. But that’s not all! There’s also quite a lot of fish - over 8% of the world’s reserves.

China has recently been acting like the bad neighbour in a sitcom, borrowing things and never returning them. This year it’s already come to blows with Vietnam, after casually plopping down some oil rigs in Vietnamese waters to slurp up extra resources.

Here’s a map:

Pic: Central Intelligence Agency

See the area bounded by the nine green dashes? That’s the imaginatively-named Nine Dash Line. And what does it mean? That China owns all your things.

So it’s World War III in waiting, right? And the South China Sea is like the Balkans?

The Philippines has opted to seek a solution through United Nations arbitration over what it calls “the West Philippine Sea”, rather than, say, take on the entire Chinese armed forces.

As Spratly Islands mayor Eugenio B. Bito-Onon says, “you can’t bring a knife to a gunfight. That would be crazy!”.

Wise words, Mayor Bito-Onon, wise words indeed.

Via: Defense News and Business Week.

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Be mesmerised by this visualisation of all the world’s lightning strikes happening RIGHT NOW

This German website has a simple reason for existing: it collates data from participating weather stations all over the world and relays back lightning strikes to be mapped, AS THEY HAPPEN

Each strike report causes a little click as it takes place, making watching all the flashes happen feel oddly satisfying, like the internet is crackling with all the electricity being unleashed from the sky. Each weather station which reports has a line drawn to the strike point.

There certainly is a whole load of weather going on somewhere on the planet.

Check out the site here. As we write, it seems like Portugal and the Austrian/ Swiss/ Italian borders are taking the brunt of it.

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Drugs cartel busted trying to smuggle marijuana by painting it to look like watermelons

Yup, you read that correctly

According to Fox News (yes, we know, but hear us out), creative criminals just attempted to smuggle a shipment of the kind bud across the border from Mexico into the US - by passing it off as a truckload of watermelons.

How convincing was it?

Eh… Sorta. Kinda.

Apparently the scheme, worth millions of dollars, came undone when federal border agents used X-ray imaging on the suspicious ‘fruit’

Yup. Full of weed.

As you might expect on a Fox News story, the below-the-line comments are an insight into a strange other world.

It’s all rather anti-Mexican. And why? “Their weed isn’t any good” and “they are undercutting high-quality US drug producers”. We guess whatever the subject, the tone is going to be the same.

What we want to know is, why didn’t they just hollow out actual watermelons?

Story via Fox News

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Move over, cat gifs. It’s all about TINY ZEBRAFISH LARVAE now

We’ve brought you a lot of cat gifs. Because yeah, they’re great. Who doesn’t like a good cat gif FFS?

But, in a bid to branch out, and because the smallest things are the cutest things, we give you…

Two day old zebrafish larvae!

Credit: @MicroscopePics

If you want more microscopic pictures of tiny little baby things (which you obviously do) then here are some of our favourites from @MicroscopePics:

1. The world’s smallest snowman

2. A chicken embryo

3. A baby bee

Here’s hoping our new found love for microscopic creatures won’t lead to something terrible happening. Something like this…

Oh, looks like it just did. Soz.

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Wimbledon “perfection” ads go to print with placeholder text

In a case for the face-palm files, fizzy booze manufacturer and Wimbledon sponsor Stella Artois has let a load of its “here’s to perfection” print ads go out with the placeholder text.

Unless this is some sort of devious double bluff, and we are playing right into their hands by laughing at them. Damn. We need to figure this out over drink. Of some delicious premium lage… OMG.

If you’re a fan of laughing at graphic designers (and who isn’t?), you’ll probably enjoy our article: 7 reasons designers should ALWAYS remember the placeholder text. If you prefer something a little more… reactionary, try: Mail Ipsum: the Daily Mail placeholder generator.